Keeping It Down

You may have asked this question several times in your lifetime just to confirm whether what you heard was right. Could you ever imagine these three words would change the life of a man forever. Yes, it did. A man nicknamed "BABE" (like from the pig movie) who was from a middle class family, who could enjoy only the meagre needs of life like a "Bajaj Hunk" and a "Maruti Suzuki Sx4". I mean to say...He is poor. An avid footballer, he mesmerised the world with his new style of playing which earned him the nickname BHOSADALDO (something God used to constantly call him). He didn't believe in running,  so would play the entire game standing at one place. He made sure no one gave him a pass for which he would have to run. He would immediately sit down on the ground and fake an asthma attack which was pretty convincing. He popularized this technique in a match in which he was down with a terrible illness which has killed milllions in India.......DIARRHOEA

When you see about 15 people laugh for no reason They don't care for the time nor the season When one amongst them gets constantly teased And all the others look pleased When they discuss football on a strategic level But can't properly kick even a pebble When the same ghisa-pita jokes are received with an applause suddenly they abuse each other without any cause When one man is blamed for all the worldly disasters And his neighbours thigh is in plasters When one is solving dangerous crimes and his neighbour is trying to get his portfolio in the Times When one is blessing people as if he were God And his neighbour is trying to prove his love is not fraud When all one guy is thinking is about his wife And the others are complaining why there isn't a girl in their life When the guys educate the girls about sex And get a response, "then what next?" This is when you know BEIT2011 is on the go !!!

Have you seen the movie "The Man from Earth?", have you heard of people who are trying to become immortal (I recently discovered that someone had tried to become immortal even in CID and it was not long before Dr. Salunkhe and ACP Pradhyuman discovered the secret.......not wonder the series has been running for so long, they are freaking immortal).   Now coming back to the topic........(silence....drum roll......voila) I have met that guy. Yes you heard right, he is alive and here right in India. It was only by chance that a few people discovered his secret. He is a humble (not really) guy who severely condemns any wrong activities and believes in tit for tat punishments along with abuses which is released from his mouth like an A R Rahman melody (If you don't believe me you an ask the bandra auto rickshaw drivers). He is not really keen to show his powers to the world but his aura alone has got him atleast one beautiful and faithful disciple (in order to protec