TIGERTURN - THE MAN WHO DARED !!!!
He is the man who has sworn to bring love i.e women into the lives of his teammates from the "Best Football Team". He is prepared to dive headfirst in order to save his friends from the long term jinx of being single.
The 'Best Football Team' on their first professional appearance had taken the football world by storm when they held the reigning champs (no they weren't) to a draw. This hurt the rival team so much that they cursed my team players that they would remain single forever. The power of this curse was so much that one player broke up with his gf while one turned gay. A few of them who survived this curse did so because there was something extraordinary in their lives. One was God while the other's gf knew karate, so he had no choice but to stay committed.
When consulted, 'God' who was on a Mexico trip at that time responded through his official FB page that the curse would be overcome only when a team member gets an arranged marriage. He asked for volunteers........not one hand came up. When someone asked God why he himself would not volunteer to save his faithful subjects, he responded by saying, " Chutiya samjha hain kya....... tu Chachi ko nahi jaanta, maar degi mujhe....... even though woh mujhe Bhagwaan maanti hain."
Six years passed with no taking the bait for an arranged marriage. Time was running out, everyone was getting older, the seriousness of the topic increased with each meeting of the team. Everyone wanted to escape the curse but no one was willing to risk his life for it. In between all this confusion, one man decided ' Enough is Enough'. He couldn't bear to see the despair on his friends' faces. he decided to take one for the team.
"He Laughed.......He Laughed like never before....... the high pitched laughter shattering the silence and sending spine chilling tremors on everyone's body.
On knowing his decision his teammates tried to dissuade him from it even though secretly they were happy for theit own lives. But No !!!! His mind was made up...he was ready.
The 'Best Football Team' on their first professional appearance had taken the football world by storm when they held the reigning champs (no they weren't) to a draw. This hurt the rival team so much that they cursed my team players that they would remain single forever. The power of this curse was so much that one player broke up with his gf while one turned gay. A few of them who survived this curse did so because there was something extraordinary in their lives. One was God while the other's gf knew karate, so he had no choice but to stay committed.
When consulted, 'God' who was on a Mexico trip at that time responded through his official FB page that the curse would be overcome only when a team member gets an arranged marriage. He asked for volunteers........not one hand came up. When someone asked God why he himself would not volunteer to save his faithful subjects, he responded by saying, " Chutiya samjha hain kya....... tu Chachi ko nahi jaanta, maar degi mujhe....... even though woh mujhe Bhagwaan maanti hain."
Six years passed with no taking the bait for an arranged marriage. Time was running out, everyone was getting older, the seriousness of the topic increased with each meeting of the team. Everyone wanted to escape the curse but no one was willing to risk his life for it. In between all this confusion, one man decided ' Enough is Enough'. He couldn't bear to see the despair on his friends' faces. he decided to take one for the team.
"He Laughed.......He Laughed like never before....... the high pitched laughter shattering the silence and sending spine chilling tremors on everyone's body.
On knowing his decision his teammates tried to dissuade him from it even though secretly they were happy for theit own lives. But No !!!! His mind was made up...he was ready.
Thanks Waghu for taking one for the team! Your efforts won't be wasted.
ReplyDeleteGood work Ash maintaining the anonymity of the characters :D