Doctor HOO
You may have heard about Dr.Who a legend in the TV circles, but there are much better and much wackier docs out there..... in the real world. Dr Hoo or Dr Winnie the Pooh is one such nutcase. A female doc who, in no ways by her actions or words, justifies her gender. Her height too perhaps complements her excessive talking abilities. It is not usually a good thing for a girl to be the tallest human in class, that too in India. Not just in one class, probably every class she took which earned her the nickname "lambi" and no its not glamorous or sweet like "bambi".
Dr. Hoo as a child was brilliant in studies, to the point of being called a "nerd". Though on personal experience about her attitude she could've been named "Bookworm Bitch" but I believe that title's already been claimed by another website more popular than FB I think. Her classmates thought she would probably take up wrestling and show them how to break bones. She surprised everyone by becoming a Doc who was also an exceptional dancer. She showed that it was more fun bending these bones as a dancer and mending them as a Doc.
When you look at the way she talks about her fascination for the "Bullet Bikes" and Army jeeps, if you didn't know she was a girl you might have troubling accepting it. On the other hand she can probably beat all the guys at hurling abuses too. A beauty with a killer smile (that helps in hiding her notoriety), she is a pampered spoilt brat.
But don't let these facts take your attention away from her real intention. She is the black sheep of the Doctors community. She has a dangerous and ambitious plan to rule the world by making every other human her slave. Becoming a Doc was just to act as a screen to disguise her real thoughts. She is being helped in her master plan by a psycho pharmacist friend who has apparently come up with a drug which when ingested would, over a period of time make those humans her slaves. But since the time for the drug to take effect is long it would be necessary to give them to others when they are young.
After a lot of deliberation Dr. Hoo found the perfect disguise for her plans to succeed. After a long brainstorming session with her sidekick...she decided the best solution to her problem would be to become a pediatrician, thus she could access little humans and give them the drug and by the time they grow up they would completely be under her control.
Dr. Hoo as a child was brilliant in studies, to the point of being called a "nerd". Though on personal experience about her attitude she could've been named "Bookworm Bitch" but I believe that title's already been claimed by another website more popular than FB I think. Her classmates thought she would probably take up wrestling and show them how to break bones. She surprised everyone by becoming a Doc who was also an exceptional dancer. She showed that it was more fun bending these bones as a dancer and mending them as a Doc.
When you look at the way she talks about her fascination for the "Bullet Bikes" and Army jeeps, if you didn't know she was a girl you might have troubling accepting it. On the other hand she can probably beat all the guys at hurling abuses too. A beauty with a killer smile (that helps in hiding her notoriety), she is a pampered spoilt brat.
But don't let these facts take your attention away from her real intention. She is the black sheep of the Doctors community. She has a dangerous and ambitious plan to rule the world by making every other human her slave. Becoming a Doc was just to act as a screen to disguise her real thoughts. She is being helped in her master plan by a psycho pharmacist friend who has apparently come up with a drug which when ingested would, over a period of time make those humans her slaves. But since the time for the drug to take effect is long it would be necessary to give them to others when they are young.
After a lot of deliberation Dr. Hoo found the perfect disguise for her plans to succeed. After a long brainstorming session with her sidekick...she decided the best solution to her problem would be to become a pediatrician, thus she could access little humans and give them the drug and by the time they grow up they would completely be under her control.
P.S : She is currently looking for people to finance her plan. Contributions are to be in the name of this blog's owner. I swear I'll give it to her. Maa kasam....
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