Keeping It Down

                                  He is the man who has sworn to bring love i.e women into the lives of his teammates from the "Best Football Team". He is prepared to dive headfirst in order to save his friends from the long term jinx of being single.                                   The 'Best Football Team' on their first professional appearance had taken the football world by storm when they held the reigning champs (no they weren't) to a draw. This hurt the rival team so much that they cursed my team players that they would remain single forever. The power of this curse was so much that one player broke up with his gf while one turned gay. A few of them who survived this curse did so because there was something extraordinary in their lives. One was God while the other's gf knew karate, so he had no choice but to stay committed.                                    When consulted, 'God' who was on a Mexico trip at that time responded through his

Another hour, another month, another year has passed Being Single has left you outclassed Then out of the blue your phone rings A girl, wow, its like Red Bull just gave you wings. Lengthy conversations take your time Just wrote this line to make it rhyme Likes and dislike of your Goddess are known Every minute, pigeons, with whatsapp msgs tied to their legs, are flown You meet her for coffee, you pay the bill The exhilaration makes you feel that you just climbed a hill Your mind is filled with a beautiful dream Not like the nightmare which make you scream You end up getting married and live a happy life You are so lucky you got an amazing wife A wife who wakes you up with the morning tea How more happy can you be Then the alarm rings, you wake up Your heart skips a beat as you see the empty cup Another hour, another month, another year has passed Being single has left you where you are.

You may have heard about Dr.Who a legend in the TV circles, but there are much better and much wackier docs out there..... in the real world. Dr Hoo or Dr Winnie the Pooh is one such nutcase. A female doc who, in no ways by her actions or words, justifies her gender. Her height too perhaps complements her excessive talking abilities. It is not usually a good thing for a girl to be the tallest human in class, that too in India. Not just in one class, probably every class she took which earned her the nickname "lambi" and no its not glamorous or sweet like "bambi". Dr. Hoo as a child was brilliant in studies, to the point of being called a "nerd". Though on personal experience about her attitude she could've been named "Bookworm Bitch" but I believe that title's  already been claimed by another website more popular than FB I think. Her classmates thought she would probably take up wrestling and show them how to break bones. She surprised

This isn't some film by utv movie or Yrf starring some actors who don't have a clue bout 'jasoosi'. This is d real deal guys. He is d inspiration behind TV series Byomkesh Bakshi and Sherlock Holmes. The TV series were named Byomkesh Yadav and Sherlockva Sharma, but in order to protect his identity the characters had to be given names that don't lead back to him. He has many a names, many disguises that he used to gain info bout a criminal n put him behind bars. Most of the culprits are waiters at dance bars but he had to move to Hyderabad since d closure of dance bars in Mumbai. Even in his childhood Babua knew he was different. He knew he was destined to fly high. He has been working on them damn 'wings' ever since, but all in vain. He was a difficult child who was more interested in d outside world rather than at home. Every time he went out of d house, the relief on his parents face was evident n they used to celebrate his every outing. They still

Every morning there is that pressure, To release that precious treasure, The path to the palace is full of troubles, You run through jungles and even kids blowing bubbles, Your speed might put Usain Bolt to shame, But d journey ends only with relief n not fame, You may use the western throne or the Indian black hole, All that matters is you reach it before you are on a roll. Have a blast..... If u know what I mean.

I never knew the importance of this word, I never knew the impact that this word has....until it happened to me, until I had to put my entire faith on this word alone. Hope. It could never be a good thing to hear from the doctor, "Son, you may just have to change your occupation, because I don't think you may be able to do even one pull-up." I could still see my shoulder hanging out of its socket, my skin stretched beyond belief, mind-numbing pain flowing through my body and I m thinking,"My life has just ended, my career is over, I won't be able to do this anymore". I found myself praying, I found myself hoping that this was all just a dream, I hoped if I could just ask a wish, a wish to turn back time...just a few hours, just enough to find my body in a good state, just enough to stop myself from crying, just enough to have faith..once again. Me and Albert used to joke about this word, used to take it lightly, but we both have had our sh